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Brought to you by the creator of 'how to tell if there's a pineapple in your bed'...........
How to tell if the pope is living in your socks.
1) Your socks have been acting strangely lately, talking in italian mainly.
2) Whenever you wear your socks, you feel an odd sensation in your toes. Like there is a pope living in them.
3) If people wear your socks, they make weird remarks like: "By golly, it don't half feel like the pope's living in 'ere"
4) Your socks have turned into a pope-like shape.
5) The pope has mysteriously gone missing, and he was last seen in your sock drawer.
All these are indications that the pope could possibly be living in your socks. This is no basis to assume this. If 3 or more are correct, there may be some reason to contact the catholic church.
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