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TURKLAB in TURKFIELD.
The turklab is made of pastry. It has a big turkey flap with little windows. It smells of turkeys and turkey god sits on a big stool all day contemplating society and batman. Turkey god likes batman.
Turkfield is a big place made of plasticine and hay and floorboards. There, live lots of turkeys. They all do what turkey god says. Mainly run around in capes and women's underwear. They also have to sing songs about boats when they are by the river because this helps the turkey-fish to swim and mate better than songs about hob-nob biscuits. Greattttttt. Turkey talk. The place where turkeys have thier say:
GEoff: As a turkey that is called Geoff, i am partial to good spanking with a kipper. OOHH SPANK MY TURKEY ASS
TUUTk10: Has anyone seen my head i lost it when i fell in that gullotine. i seem to have lost the ability to spell aswell.
FEatHers3000: Hello, i'm a turkey. i'm looking for a male turkey that likes to eat corn, stand around. you know, the usual. contact me baby. i also have a facination with green curtains.
PuFfy_EgGs: I am a male turkey and i think that all male turkeys are great because i''m gay and i like to go behind male turkeys and do naughty things because i am gay.
ApPlE85: great. another turkey chat. i hate all you people. i wish you'd just leave me alone and stop trying to sabotage the medieval way of voting.
GobBLe: Gobble. |
