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From the maker of 'How to tell if you're dead'.....
How to tell if you have a pineapple in your bed.
1) You wake up with a pineapple embedded in your leg.
2) There is a pineapple aroma throughout your bedroom everytime you wake up.
3) Pineapples keep going missing and appearing in odd places. Most of the time, your bed
4) When people sleep in your bed, they comment on how there is a pineapple in there.
5) You notice a pineapple in your bed.
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