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Let me tell you a story about the magical world of turkeys. In turkey land, there live turkeys. They run wild and free and bash each other with herrings. A lot of deaths are caused by looking at these turkeys because they don't like people looking at them and they get mad and bite their arms and legs off and they bleed to death and then the turkeys eat them and do a tribal turkey dance around the bodies. They shall dominate. |
